2 hours ago with 11,792 notes

acciowomp:

[S] Jesus: Rise.

3 hours ago with 42,081 notes

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

3 hours ago with 213,694 notes
#i'm not sure if ohio is morally ambiguous or if cincinnati/cleveland balance each other because I'm pretty sure I live in the red half of th
#the state and cleveland is the blue
#which is probably why we fall dead in the middle for most of these
4 hours ago with 81 notes
6 hours ago
#too many passwords too little time my god

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED IT WHY AM I SO STUPID TODAY

6 hours ago
#well we have to change it like halfway through each semester
#and i've gone through so many i just don't know anymore

That awkward moment when you forget your school password…….

17 hours ago with 6,498 notes
17 hours ago with 61,227 notes
#he is a glorious man and a national treasure
#though i'm guessing he's canada's national treasure or maybe a huge troll
#it really could be either
17 hours ago with 119,393 notes
17 hours ago with 152,864 notes
#i like this idea hmmmmmm

sexyscience69:

mama-hanji:

little-miss-lalonde:

What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.

and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over

both of you write a book together